Ice Cream Cone Doorstop

An ice cream cone dropped on the floor and half melted, the wafer still upright and the cream spreading across the floor. Except nothing was dropped: it's a doorstop, and the fake disaster is its whole job.

Barely eleven centimetres of crime scene to leave behind the bedroom door, in the kitchen or at the office, where passers-by stop for a moment to work out what happened. A fun gift for anyone who collects objects that make you laugh before they're useful.