I Will Quit Tomorrow Ashtray

"I'll quit tomorrow." You've been saying it for six years and now the ashtray says it too, so at least you don't have to. White ceramic, black lettering, irony you can see from across the room.

Three notches on the rim hold cigarettes in place during evenings with friends and keep the ash where it belongs. And if nobody smokes in your home, it works brilliantly as a living-room catch-all, coin dish or olive-stone collector. Rinse with water and it's good as new.